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by dfGobBluth

32 Comments

  1. DoontGiveHimTheStick

    Thats like straight disrespectful though lol

  2. Alternative-Pie-4974

    She feels confident enough to do that and you won’t actually get pissed. I bet you guys have fun together. cheers 👍🏻

  3. Pack all her shit up and throw it in the street.

    Then immediately file for divorce.

  4. My stripes last like 10 minutes – can’t even tell I mowed today. But it is the best lawn in the neighborhood and had about a dozen 6 year olds on it this afternoon

  5. As a professional cut and striper, this is my desired reaction. I’m often disappointed.

  6. I leave foot print in my fresh cut all the time.. it is soooo soft and irresistible.. it’s why I grow the grass.. to walk barefoot in is, sit in the shade, wiggle my toes, and knock back a beer or three

  7. So she’s the sane one in this relationship?

    I turned my original Bermuda sod from standing on straw to soft and dark green. I sometimes go stand out in the yard in my bare feet…at night, when I think no one is watching…then I see the neighbor duck away from the window quickly.

  8. NoFuckinShitRetard

    If your lawn isn’t so thick and comfortable to want to run on, you’re doing it wrong. Enjoy!

  9. Big_Daddy_Dusty

    That’s weird when you don’t allow anyone to walk on your yard. I used to have an old lady that yelled at me when I was a child, I would never yell on somebody for walking on my yard. Perhaps if I just planted some grass seed and had some sprinklers going, but otherwise that would be it

  10. That’s appreciation. Take is as a compliment

  11. jjflash78

    Walking on a fresh cut?  That’s a paddlin’

  12. SkatinEmcee

    Legit laughed out loud at the counter in front of the worker while picking up my to go order

  13. Sekshual_Tyranosauce

    If a passerby did this to my lawn…

    I would take it as a high compliment and be happy they found joy in my work.

  14. I wouldn’t even be mad if a stranger did this 🤷‍♂️

    It’s like burping after a meal in some countries. It’s actually a compliment! 🤣

  15. socraticrex

    My wife would do the same damn thing. Laughing the whole time. So would I.

  16. What’s the point if you’re not walking in it barefoot?

  17. dad_vibes

    Give her a lot of kisses right after she does her makeup as payback.

  18. Ok-Abbreviations3042

    Eh, fuck it. The story will last longer than the stripes

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